I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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