Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
