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go home
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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