I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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