And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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