You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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