Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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