Can Purell be used as lube?
well you can't waste a boner
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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