He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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