I got chris browned last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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