she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I am naked and annoyed.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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