Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
we're so committed to being not committed
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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