it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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