Wat do u mean how?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it