Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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