i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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