Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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