I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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