Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I just sharted jello shots
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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