is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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