how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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