In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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