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  you left your dildo in my car

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  rules of finders keepers apply

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  I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.

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• (925): View more from California

  370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

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  what are you doing with your life

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes

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