I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?