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• (310): View more from California

  All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

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  its only a rough draft.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.

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• (209): View more from California

  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.

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