I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.