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• (813): View more from Florida

  Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now

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• (718): View more from New York

  Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....

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• (714): View more from California

  We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour

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