marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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