Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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