was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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