things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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