Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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