I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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