I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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