what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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