ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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