Yo dont text me then not text me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
