girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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