Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
