Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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