I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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