the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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