There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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