My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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