Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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