I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
