with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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