I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
