Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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