That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My bed smells like the plague
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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