are you still at the devil's house?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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