Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
This is classic penis vs brain.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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