I'm drive I can fine osifer
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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