I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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