I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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