once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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