So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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