Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize