i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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