Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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